Game on!

Tonight is the night. Your ass is mine possum! That's right, I borrowed the humane trap from the HOA president and it's baited and in position.

damn possum

In the morning, I will have to put it (still in the trap, of course) in my car. This may require some girly screaming. Then I will drive it to the park a couple of miles from my house and set it free.

Rinse and repeat until all y'all varmits are gone!


  1. what?! ew ew ew!! you have to touch a possum!?

  2. oh yuck. i must say that possums in the wild are the most wretched creatures ever. i hate them more than snakes or.... but they're not so bad when domesticated. the fur is remarkably soft on a clean, well-kept possum pet.