Dad loves my mom's apple pie so she made one for him today. Kristin makes a mean apple pie as well, so they shared apple peeling techniques. After lunch, dad spent some quality time playing Bejeweled. He loves that game and can spend hours playing it.
6.18.2006
Happy Father's Day
Dad loves my mom's apple pie so she made one for him today. Kristin makes a mean apple pie as well, so they shared apple peeling techniques. After lunch, dad spent some quality time playing Bejeweled. He loves that game and can spend hours playing it.
It's here!
6.16.2006
When being an internet-aholic pays off
Next Friday night I will be participating in a research group for the internet. Because what else are internet addicts going to be doing on a Friday night? It's a hundred bucks. That makes me happy. More yarn for me! Or shoes! Or maybe groceries or gas!
6.14.2006
Get funky
It does cheer me up to check out my blog stats. I see ya'll. It might be on purpose or it might be on accident, but thanks for stopping by.
There are several hits from people googling for "possum shit". Who knew that would be such a popular phrase! And there are quite a few Austin folks. If I don't already know you, please leave a comment and say hi. I need more friends!
6.12.2006
Bed electronic juju
If you hear wailing and gnashing ......oh, never mind. The cable box just decided to come on again.
Yay
6.11.2006
They're getting along now
I'm glad they're getting along, but I've decided not to keep the pup. The woman I got her from would be glad to take her back and find her another home, but Kristin also has a friend who is interested. The pup is sweet, but I'm not ready to have another responsibility.
6.10.2006
It's hard to ask for help
I'm not one to ask for help. It's not that I think I can do everything, at least not consciously, but it just never occurs to me that I don't have to do it all myself. This is something that's being covered in therapy. Apparently, I have very high, unrealistic expectations for myself and when I don't live up to them anxiety and depression set in. It was a good session.
Anyway, back to my story.
So mom and dad came over this morning and dad busted his ass fixing my fence so that Lulu can not escape anymore. It was not particularly hard work, but it was hot and humid. While he and I did that, mom busied herself sweeping up grass clippings and trimming bushes.
My parents rock.
6.09.2006
Ch..ch...changes!
While I'm doing this, I'm also watching Meerkat Manor on Animal Planet. Considering that this week has been rather emotional when it comes to animals, should I really be watching this? It's going to make me cry, no doubt about it.
6.08.2006
There should be a rule
Yesterday I got the puppy. Today I'm having big regrets. Lulu is miserable. That makes me feel horrible. The puppy doesn't seem all that happy either.
6.07.2006
Possum sighting
Somebody on Craigslist wants a baby possum. Why?! If they come catch this possum, they can have it!
New family member
6.06.2006
Broken!
6.05.2006
What is wrong with this thing?!
If you love dachshunds
6.04.2006
Confessions of a former neat freak
I used to be a neat person. Do not confuse this with a clean person. Things were neat and tidy and put away, but there was still dust. Now there is both dust and clutter. I don't know how this happened. I'll never have to go on Clean Sweep , but the clutter does bother me. Apparently not enough to do anything about it or be too embarrassed to put it on the 'net for all to read.
Paint has finally been purchased for my office/craft room/guest room and hopefully I can over come the lazy life enough to paint this week. Once that's done, the computer desk moves from the living and the desk shown above can move out of my bedroom. Then I will organize the room like a soccer mom on speed.
6.03.2006
Lulu's hair cut
6.02.2006
The possum saga continues
So I'm yelling like a drunken banshee and finally Gus decides that he will not make me go hoarse and gray and jumps down into my yard.
Anyway, I digress...back to this evening's adventure.
Gus pulls the young possum down from the fence. He and Lulu struggle with it until I get out there and tell them to leave it. Don't think that worked. I had to grab Gus by the scruff of his neck and drag him into the house and then shut the door. Then I go back to get Lulu.
When I get in the house, there is a stench. On lord was there a stench. This smell was not new to me. I smelled it the time Lulu brought the dead possum into the house. It was the smell of possum shit. I look down. Smudges of it on my bare feet. On my hand. Which means it's on one of the dogs.
I have cleaned everything up, included wiping off Gus's mouth and washing my hands in super hot detergent water and my hand still smells nasty.
The kind of nasty that is so bad you have to sniff it again, just to make sure your brain isn't making this up.
And the dogs are not sleeping in my bed tonight.
6.01.2006
I love the dogs...
The possum people came this afternoon to switch out the traps so that we could catch the babies. What did I find in the trap when I got home from work at 5:15 today? A squirrel. A freakin' squirrel! That I will have to pay who knows what to have removed from the damn trap.
Just release it yourself, you say.
As if I could! The trap is bolted to the top of my fence so I can't take it down to release the squirrel. You can imagine just how happy Gus and Lulu are to have such a thing in their yard. Lulu barks and spins herself in a circle (I'm pretty sure the Dog Whisperer said that's a bad thing). Gus whines and cries so loud you can't hear yourself think. He sounded like a screaming child. I kid you not. Trying to get to sleep tonight is going to be oh so much fun.
In addition to all this, it has been raining all day. See that mud in the picture below. That's on my very light carpet now.
Also, in the few minutes I spent trying to release the damn squirrel, I was attacked by misquitoes and now I itch all over.
Thank god tomorrow is Friday.
5.30.2006
I'm so going to hell
I stumbled upon this story,
about a Chinese infant born with 3 arms. All I can say is:
Can you lend me a hand?
5.29.2006
Sychronized sleeping
5.28.2006
The sock saga continues
The weekend
This Memorial day weekend has not turned out the way I planned. Early last week, my great aunt Wynona passed away. Aunt Wy was a soft spoken woman. She had to be, since my great uncle was just the exact opposite. Purple was her favorite color and she loved flowers. She and her husband would have been married 64 years in October.
On Friday, I left work early to meet up with my parents and sister so we could drive down to Pearsall. My dad was born in this small town that is south of San Antonio and my grandfather and other relatives are all buried there. Before the graveside service, we stopped at my grandfather's grave. It's the first time I've been back since he died in 1996. My grandfather worked with granite and made his own monument. Even creepier is the fact that it already has my grandmother's name on it. It's just waiting for the year of death.
I drove home on Saturday night with all kinds of good intentions for today. I was going to get up early and head into the office to take care of some projects that needed to be finished on Friday but that I did not get done. Yeah. That didn't happen, although the dogs did let me sleep in. Normally they are up and at 'em by 7am. This morning I got up at 8:30 and I'm pretty sure I could have kept on sleeping and they wouldn't have even noticed.
Eventually, I went in to the office around noon. Now it's 4pm and I'm so ready for a nap before going to dinner with a friend.
5.23.2006
Back again
Tug of war, people! With a live animal that has sharp teeth and claws!
I had to drag Gus inside the house by the scruff of his neck, since he doesn't wear his tags in the house/yard--he has itches and I'd never get any peace. Lulu was a little easier, I just had to kind of shoo her inside.
A few moments later the possum got up and ambled back across the yard, up the fence, and into the viney tree.
A few moments after that, I let the dogs outside because they were going nuts inside. I snapped this photo of Gus as he searched for his frien-enemy, the possum, again.
5.22.2006
Weekend Update
There is a very good reason why this blog is named Lazy Life. I am a poor housekeeper (except for the kitchen, that's clean). I thought once I owned my own place I might change. Ha! So pretty much every surface in the house was covered with a mixture of dust and dog hair. The dish cloth mom grabbed is now black.
So once I was able to get the rag out of her hand we went off for an unsatisfactory lunch at Johnny Carino's. Our waitress was surly and the food was blagh. After that we went to Kohl's, where I scored an iHome clock/radio. It's also plays and charges my iPod, which is totally cool. Then, still being in the shopping mood, we went to browse some furniture.
Look what I bought:

Well, mine is very similar. I got it at Rooms to Go, along with a fabric chair that reclines. Sweeeet! I'll have to fight the dogs for it, I'm sure.
So now I must become un-lazy because the living room needs painting before the furniture is delivered in a few weeks.
5.20.2006
Pregnant Barbie
Ya'll, that ain't right.
5.19.2006
New hair color
Time will tell.
5.16.2006
How weird are you?
| You Are 40% Weird |
Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
That sounds about right.
5.14.2006
Lulu sleeps on things
As you can see in the lower right corner, Lulu decided that Kristin's suitcase would be a good place to nap today.
5.12.2006
And this is a good thing....why?
| You Were a Skunk |
You carry yourself with sensuality and a flowing energy. You have a great reputation, and you follow your own (good) advice. |
5.10.2006
I am going to be sick
I'm watching Dateline on NBC and the show is about internet predetors. There are men going to a house in Florida with the intent to have sex with a young girl. These guys are so f*cking disgusting.
What I will miss

Kristin is moving out at the end of this week. The past 8 months have been a lot of fun. It's the first time we've lived together since I left for college 15 years ago. It was also the first time I've had a roommate in 10 years. Of course there were times when we got on each other's nerves. But we've also had a ton of fun. I'll miss having her around.
Things I'll miss when Kristin moves out:
- The way she uses big words incorrectly
- The good meals she cooked for us
- Watching Lost & Grey's Anatomy together and having discussions as if it were for real'
5.09.2006
So lazy I can't even blog properly
I only worked a half day today because I woke up in the middle of the night with a wicked sore throat. Someone told me there is a new strain of strep throat going around. If I get that, I'm going to be so mad. My throat is good friends with strep. You should see my tonsils...they're huge! Last time I had the strep, my doc threatened to remove the tonsils. Dude. I'm 32 years old. Ain't happening.
What kind of coffee am I?
| You Are an Irish Coffee |
At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze Your caffeine addiction level: low |
5.06.2006
Dogs in cars
Long time no blog!
4.30.2006
Shiny Hair!
4.29.2006
The school bus

Frankly, it scares me a bit to think about why that box would need to be used.
4.26.2006
What kind of sleeper are you
Find your own pose!
Take the test and post in the comments about your results and their accuracy!
4.25.2006
Ramblings
The blogs I read are written by some witty, articulate, inteligent women. In my head, I'm all of those things, but getting it from my head through my fingertips is a challenge.
Tonight I watched a preview of a new television show that is currently titled "Brothers and Sisters". It stars Calista Flockhart. It was okay but I don't think I'll be watching it in the fall. Being asked to watch it and give my opinion was pretty cool though, but all the phone calls reminding me to watch were annoying. I wrote it down people! In fact, since I thought it was Wednesday all afternoon I was going to call the LYS to ask for sock advice since I couldn't go to the "Sticks with Chicks" meeting.
4.24.2006
Tag...I'm it!
10 things that bring me joy:
- Watching Lulu play with Gus or her toys
- Listening to a jammin' song on my iPod
- Knitting
- Cold showers on a hot summer day
- My divas...they are some awesome women
- When comments are left on my Flickr photos
I can't think of 10 things.
4.23.2006
Projects in process
Here is a list:
- Sock: nearly done with the heel flap from hell
- Boss's scarf: 1/4 done. Not a huge rush seeing as it won't be cold here for another 6 months
- Sew I Knit?! bag: began cutting out pattern tonight
- Back yard garden: Ivy has been trimmed and needs to be bagged up
What this should tell you is that while I'm really great at starting things, I'm very bad at finishing things. This is something I'm working on. But now I'm going to go finish cutting out the bag pattern and then I'm casting on new hat!
Home Improvement


Lulu has become very interested in this dead tree. You might not be able to tell from the photo, but when I bought the place last August, the tree had bark. Since then, most of it has come off with a lot of help from Lulu. She can get around, pretty much all the way behind the tree on the left side. It scares me a bit to stick my hand around there...what Ms. Possum is hiding in there and bites me?!...but I think she's about to break into the tree. So yesterday I went to Home Depot and bought this temporary fencing to keep her away from the tree until I get around to having it removed.
As you can see from the second photo, more work needs to be done before it is Lulu-proof. She's a smart cookie. Gus isn't all that interested in trying to get under the fence. Right after I took that photo, Lulu did get under the fence and nearly make her way back around the tree before I was able to haul her out.
4.21.2006
Lulu the Possum Killer
Not much to say

Isn't this the cutest picture of Gus. You know, despite his shedding, I will miss him when he and Kristin move out.
MRI update: my neck is normal (notice I did not say my head...because they haven't examined it yet. Hah!). The doctor is going to have me do some physical therapy and take a med that is supposed to help with nerve damage and sleeping and hopefully that will clear it all up.
Knitting dreams
Oh! Yesterday when I was at the imaging center to have my MRI, the guy that took me back asked if I was making a quilt. No, that's not a bag of fabric in my hand. It's a ball of yarn. I'm making a sock.
4.20.2006
On blogging
It's raining here, which means I have a fabulous tension headache. If that weren't bad enough, I have to drive across town in the rain to go see a doctor at the Spine & Rehabilitation about my neck. I've been having neck pain, sometimes severe, since February. It started one Friday morning as I was walking across my room to put on my shoes. Suddenly, there was pain so bad that my neck was stiff and I could not turn my head.
Despite seeing my chiropractor and making ergonomic changes to my work station, my neck continues to hurt. Last week my regular doctor gave me the referral. Apparently I failed some little neurologic test. Her hand writing is a bit tough to read (surprise, surprise), but the note looks like it says "failed connavative tx". I'm assuming tx=test.
Well, off to the doctor I go. I'm taking along my knitting in case I have to wait for a long time.
4.19.2006
Sock in progress
4.18.2006
First World Problem
What if I buy the wrong thing? I don't want to have shopper's remorse. What if I buy something not special enough? I can't use it to buy stuff like toilet paper or cereal.
4.17.2006
What happened to spring?
4.14.2006
Netflix
4.13.2006
Easter Memories
This little cartoon cracks me right the hell up. When I was little, and maybe even not so little, my dad would ask if he could have a bite of my chocolate Easter bunny. Being the good daughter that loves her father I let him take a bite. Only he would bite the ears! Mayem would ensue. There would always be yelling and sometimes even tears.
I don't get chocolate bunnies in my Easter baskets anymore, mostly because it's not the best chocolate and I'm always trying to watch my weight (watch it grow right on the scale, but whatever). My dad still does though, but only because he bought a "Mr. Big Ears" at the after Easter candy sale at Wal-Mart a few years ago. Mr. Big Ears spends 364 days a year on the top shelf of my dad's closet, all wrapped up in cardboard and cellophane goodness. On Easter morning, Dad puts the chocolate bunny in front of his plate at the breakfast table and declares how good it is that the bunny has visited once again.
Dad is a bit off if you haven't already guessed.
I have more dad chocolate stories to share, but they'll have to wait for another time.
4.12.2006
Sock update
Today I had a horrible tension headache all day, so when I got home I slept for nearly 2 hours. Now I'm headache free but feel funky.
4.11.2006
Third Time's a Charm
So today was kind of a sucky day. One of those days where I hate everything and everyone. Not really, but when your neck hurts it makes you hate. I iced it when I got home and it feels better, but now a tension headache is coming on. Can I get a break?!
Sock update: there is none. See below for status.

Bag update: I bought the fusible interfacing. Other than that, nothing else has happened.
See I am lazy!
4.10.2006
You have got to be kidding me.
4.09.2006
Sock class update
Gas, fresh cut grass and dog shit
It's a good thing Kristin has more experience mowing the lawn or who knows what might have happened. Thankfully, my yard is tiny so it took maybe 5 minutes to mow. Even after taking a shower, my hands still smell like gas and the scent of dog shit lingers in my nose.
Here's Lulu enjoying not having to walk through a jungle to get to the fence to bark at menacing squirrels.
4.07.2006
Bag report

I now have the fabric and pattern for my Sew? I knit! bag. The pattern is from Simplicity and is part of their Sewing for Dummies series. I'm not real jazzed about that because I ain't no dummy, but whatever.
The fabric is from Amy Butler. If it weren't for blogs I probably would have never heard of her or her fabrics and patterns. As you can see from the photo, the exterior of the bag is going to be the pink & green floral and the interior (not an Amy Butler fabric) is the green dotted one.

This other fabric is one I found at the same store and it's by Alexander Julian. I'm not sure what I'll make with it, but it was so cute I just couldn't pass it by. The needle case from the Stitch 'n Bitch book is calling out to me. I have a needle case but it's just a roll of fabric with elastic inside it and the needles tend to fall out.
4.06.2006
Oh the whining

Or whinge-ing, as they say in the UK. Who is being the whiny-butt? Lulu. Kristin just left to take Gus for a walk. I'm tired and my feet and neck hurt so I don't feel like going. So I get to listen to Lulu whine and cry and run around the house from the back door to the front door until they get back.
Sometimes, she's such a pill. But how can you not love this cute face.
4.04.2006
Poor Gus
RIP Baby Possum
4.03.2006
Here we have a hat

My first hat! It's done. Yay! Kristin was kind enough to model it for me. Last night, as I was working on it, I thought I was running out of yarn so instead of knitting for 7" to 8" before starting the decrease it was more like 6". So it's a bit short but I still think it looks cute and I'm very happy with it.
Next up is socks. I'm taking a sock class at the North LYS this next Saturday. I'm very exicted.
psst. ...I figured out how to make a link. dur!








